Parker Dreisdale

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Formerly a 1990s hipster “writer” (as in writer who never gets anything on the page), Parker’s always wearing flannel, especially in the summer.

He’s an oracle, but no one asks him about his prophecies because he tends to annoy people, especially as the xylophone player in the Sticky Wickets. When he’s not onstage, he’s helping out at Ambrocious. Well, trying to help. He’s a bit of a lost cause as a service worker, but Dot Arroway’s teaching him as best she can.


One of the few people Rhona Gilles will NOT sleep with (not for his lack of trying. Seriously this dude does NOT get laid ever. It’d be sad if it wasn’t so funny to see him trip himself up.)

Parker Dreisdale

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